Processing: A Game of Serving Humanity
Suitable for ages 14+
Play time 30 minutes
In Processing, you're everyday people enslaved by Alien Overlords. Your task? Sort out Earth's remaining survivors.
Cast votes on the moving conveyor belt. Determine who gets freed, who gets probed "For Science!" and who gets processed.
Make your alien bosses happier than the other players, and you're free.
Fail, and you are meat.
It's democracy gone horribly wrong. Cheer, barter, or plead but do whatever it takes to influence the aliens, and maybe you will survive Processing!
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